I swooned so hard I blacked out for a hot second.

Our puppy is named Denver, because I had a childhood dog named Dallas and Denver is just a waaaayyy better city, ya know?

I LOVE Tracie on G/B/U. That is all.

Important issue pertaining to whether or not I will see this movie, regardless of how good it is: how much time does RR spend shirtless on camera?

My parents...but it isn't necessarily because they got everything right, but because they were open about the things they could've done differently so that the hard times wouldn't have been so hard on their relationship. They're still together after 25ish years, but it wasn't easy, and they were real about it.

Here's what I did today: watched Pride and Prejudice on Style channel and got day drunk.

Moon WAS really good. Hmmm

How does Source Code have a 90% on Rotten Tomatoes? There's no way it's that good. Right?!

I never really stopped to think how racist and sexist and terrible Jeff Dunham's stand-up is (Dunham is the ventriloquist with all the creepy puppet friends). I used to just skip over it on Comedy Central because it was stupid and unfunny. Now, I'm skipping over it because I'm offended.

My dog keeps on going to the door to tell me she needs to go out, but then just romps around in the grass and lays down and rolls around. Bitch is taking advantage of me.

Goat cheese is listed as one of my "interests" on facebook. I fracking LOVE IT.

I teach 6th grade, and my go-to outfit is conservative/pretty sleeveless shirt, cardigan, slacks. Comfy ballet flats. Rinse, repeat.

Or a full body Charlie horse?

There must be so much pressure to be Gaga, constantly. To have to one up yourself EVERY TIME.

YES. Absolutely. Yes.

get ittttt girl!

I've done nothing today. My to do list was massive, and I've checked nothing off. Instead, I went to Target to buy frozen dinners, and took a nap. That's about it.

I'M ONLY SCREAMING BECAUSE I NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT THEY SHOULDN'T SCREAM.

A woman I work with does this, and totally pulls it off. When it's cold, she even puts black socks over the black tights with the strappy sandals. I don't really understand how she does it, but she does it.

@babyruthless: no. please baby Jesus no.