@whathappensonvacation: Eat cranberries! Drink cranberry juice (100% juice, not cocktail). Start taking D-mannose.

@gertymac: Mr. MIXED and I have also held out on turning the heat on. I HATE that hot air blowing in my face at night, drying up my sinuses. I dread the weather getting colder for this reason.

@AuRevoirOeuf: Marina and the Diamonds - The Family Jewels

@PintoBeans: UD consistently breaks my heart with its amazing palettes and high prices. I shouldn't even walk into Sephora anymore...but I do.

@boxspelunker: his tongue looks sofa king weird. i can't stop looking at it. it's freaking me the eff out.

Question - how often do you orgasm in your sleep? It happens to me like, once a week. I usually don't remember what I was dreaming about either.

godDAMN boy is fine.

@FreudianNipSlip: No, no, those are excellent examples! Except the reading the last chapter thing is kinda what I'm trying to teach them to begin with, so I couldn't use that as the metaphor. But I like the Guitar Hero and meal examples! Thanks!

Need help lesson planning! I'm teaching my sixth graders about reading ahead - that reading ahead in text can sometimes help us understand more when we go back and start again. I need a real life example to create a metaphor for this - something we do in real life that's like looking forward or skipping ahead so…

Y'ALL. I realized this weekend that a coworker who is AWESOME reads jez too! AMAZING NEWS.

@no clever name: I never sweat more than when I worked at a restaurant waiting tables. It was disgusting. I feel you.

I'm a 2010 Teach for America corps member...aka first year teacher in a low-performing public school. Any other teachers who can give me some hope/reassurance that this will all get better? That I'll have at least some semblance of a life outside work in a few months? That I'll have time to eat anything?

how did she get IN to that? so...tight. so...printy.

@jasminetea: *applause*

@dellbot: Once when I was a kid, there was a REALLY BIG turtle crossing the street in my neighborhood. It was a busy street, and my dad pulled over so that we could rescue our reptile friend. As we're crossing the street to get to the turtle, a huge truck runs it over. I was traumatized. It was a huge turtle, and…

Has anyone ever hired a lawyer to deal with a speeding ticket? I've done that, but just received notice that I have to appear for a pre-trial hearing in a couple weeks. Definitely falls on the first day of school (I'm a first year middle school teacher). Anyways, I thought that's what I hired a lawyer for? Because…

i hate this fucking city.

When Foursquare gets creepy: Always.

@MIXED: I don't get it. Everything in my life is like ridic awesome, but I can never ever stop being depressed about my weight. It's so stupid and frustrating, I absolutely hate it. And it's like I'm paralyzed to actually DO ANYTHING about it. I don't even care about the number, my weight exactly. I just look at…

Feeling pretty crummy. Explanation and advice needed in the reply.