@Lemonpie: I've used the Monistat anti-chafing gel as a primer and it worked really well. Definite cheap alternative.
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@polypam: Sephora and Urban Decay have great primers.
@LutherNipperkin: Bronzer is tough, in my experience. It is VERY easy to end up with a shade that is not totally perfect, and therefore walk around looking like an orange tanorexic maniac. If I wear bronzer, I always always try to keep it light, to get a subtle "sun-kissed" look like crazy_lady said below.
@greenteasundae: RECIPE PLZ
GO CHEESECAKE GO CHEESECAKE GO! GO CHEESECAKE GO CHEESECAKE GO!
@clockwise - counter: holy shit.
oh fuck french silk and cherry are neck and neck!!!
@wednesdayam: Same situation over here. Texan...and you better believe I show up to every single election.
Kelly gets cooler and cooler with every episode. First she buys people vibrators and lube, now she's a former rocker chick who pays her mom's rent?! So badass.
Anyone still up? I'm thrilled to see HCR pass - and I don't think I need to explain why because luckily in the Jezebel community we basically all get that. BUT UNFORTUNATELY I live in motherfucking Texas, and not liberal blue Austin, and people here are all, "THEY R KILLIN ALL TEH BABIES" and "THIS IS TEH COMMIE…
@FrankiTheB: Literally just commented on RM right below your comment here. The man is kickin ass and takin names.
@FrankiTheB: yes!
Anyone watching CNN? Roland Martin kinda just went crazy.
@kentuckienne: use eyeshadow or eyeliner primer, like Urban Decay's Primer Potion. i swear by the stuff. my eye makeup stays put for HOURS.
literally i would hit it sofa king fast it's unreal.
@marshmallory: Don't you know that Jen only wears neutrals, because she is a sad old maid without the heart to wear anything bright?
The fist bump SLAYED me. I love how Gerard was all, "Well I'm here!" And, in all seriousness, surrounded by all those hotties, I would be SUCH a horndog on the red carpet. LOVE GABBY SO MUCH.
@little penguin: DIDN'T YOU READ WHAT THE EXPERT SAID, THIS IS NON MOTHERFUCKING NEGOTIABLE YOU HAVE BOOBS THAT NEED TO BE FLAUNTED SO YOU ARE A GIRL
Wait wait wait what if I'm sitting here wearing men's boxers and a push up bra, because I haven't given enough of a fuck today to get more dressed than that? What fashion sex am I? GENDER CONFUZZLED.
Anyone still awake? I just made a California Pizza Kitchen frozen pizza, and proceeded to eat the entire thing. I'm feelin good about it.