Congrats to President Obama! Now let's get back to work...do what you do best, B!

The photo of the nude model is breathtaking. I would love to find a book with his collections. Perfect coffee table reading.

@LaComtesse: This cheer is basically my life motto. You are excellent.

Hey Brown, know what I'm tired of? Domeztic violenze.

She's like, PSSSST....DON'T DO IT.

Need suggestions. I'm in a class on French theatre. We have to do a 15 minute presentation (in French obvs) on a subject of our choice, just has to do with theatre. A playwright, a theatre movement, seriously whatever. Problem is, I know French but I don't know theatre. Anyone have any suggestions on a cool…

@sarasasa: I'm from Dallas but currently living in Paris for a few months!

@Ultraprison!: PostSecret, cracked.com, emails from crazy people, wonkette and JEZEBEL of course!

I am currently studying in this wonderful, amazing, awesome, fabulous, beautiful city and I AM LOVING IT.

@Lolita Hazed: I'm just barely a year older. Our vaginas are weeping together. EIGHTY THREE YEARS OLD. *shudder*

So seeing this. I've loved Alia Shawkat from the Maeby days, and am looking forward to seeing her in Amreeka as well.

Kelly, can we best friends? I can borrow your clothes and you can borrow my...books? Yea, I got lots of those.

Big whoop, indeed.

Dita, gimme your shoes! PLEASE DITA.

@MIXED: and the dress in #13. kthanks.

Give me the bag in #6 and no one gets hurt.

Adding JK Rowling on Twitter...now.

@tiny_danza: i'm on it. [:

I feel like I've seen this photo (or at least a photo that is EXTREMELY similar) of Gwen grace the cover of some mag or another more than once now. Is this deja vu for anyone else?

Johnny, please ravage me. Please?