Sometimes they have Bud Lite, and an axe.

I pick up hitchhikers.

Red Bull, French Fries, and ummmm Marb Reds.

Yeah, if you’re stupid enough to try to smuggle a loaded gun onto an airplane, you’re too incompetent to be carrying one in the first place.

Correct headline: idling in traffic with your windows down in developing countries with minimal pollution controls increases your exposure to pollution (which may or may not be a meaningful increase that has health outcomes because we didn’t test that).

Elio probably is.

He’s an Intentional Man of Misery

Depending on the amount of work this thing needs, and the proximity of that work to the exhaust manifold, he could be an international man of blistery.

Make a new one of these, you fucking COWARDS

One of these days a mutant strain of bacteria is going to survive re-entry and these dingbat boaters are going to be Patient Zero.

Ferrari F40 for everyone. No nannies, stickshift.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Either include the manual as a premium feature (I’ll pay for it) OR, don’t make it so damn hard to swap a manual in. Hell, sell the manual as a post-purchase, dealer installed option. They keep the automatic for future warranty swaps and install the manual with all the…

• Can I help you, sir?

110 cars? Dozens of letters?

VIVA LA TRANSMISSION!

I’ve heard it’s hard to drive.

To do it well would require someone without a vas deferens between their skill level & ambition. For such a guy, it would be well within his grasp.

Came for this, left satisfied. ...Wait a minute. That sounded completely wrong! What I meant to say was... I... uh... err... Ahh, never mind.

“No, that won’t fit. My garage is far too tight for it”