So Ford offered a hidden tool panel. Then the Ram Box. Heck, I’ll even give you Nissan’s in-bed box and Honda Risdgeline’s in-bed trunk.

There is really only one Jalopnik gag gift worthy of mention and this is it.

If they packed us in like sardines I wouldn't care if they sedated us first, I can be awake for 72 hours straight and get on a 10-hour flight and be unable to nod off for a second. It's a shitty super power 

Oh dear. Bed bugs are among my top fears.

I thought that we were just giving general advice on the sorts of things you should do to a used car, but way to go full Marisa Tomei. 

God I really want a Skoda for some stupid reason