Did it as a young buck great for burnouts more smoke per tire specially since they were free

Stupid as the original street version then.

Trailer hitch sucking lips

I live in the woods thats for city folk

Add a boulder chicane to exit. 

Well roxor made for off road, jeep only trail rated, nuff said. And i own a old jeep all the new ones are made for mall crawling 

Tdi engine swap

I think i got a raise because i have a crapwagon. 

Those seats look like a perverts couch

Four boxes of tissues and a gallon of conditioner

Moving a car to snowplow, ladys son hoseclamped a 2 by 4 to the gas pedal so she could reach with her stubby legs. I hop in with my lacrosse snowboots put it in reverse and holy crap throw it in drive pickup foot and discover the engineering below. CODE BROWN FOR SURE  

Cment 8 feet deep.  Is his floor over the gates of hell? 

Ls swap daily drive that sumbich

Like the weatherwomans dress collection , slightly action hero

Go 4 Peugeot they dont rust because they break and sit or they are truly galvanized like a good old trash can. I miss mine only thing that bothered me was headroom with sunroof was hair tickling. 16 valve 4 cylinder 405 or whatever last of the imports.

I would do that in my 96 passat tdi on flat ground hypermiling of sorts

Found utube priceless for thinking breaks while changing clutch on 2000 wrangler. A day and a half of rusty bolts and lumps to the head.

Had the tonka truck 

DDome lights rolling joints.

Wait what a 1.5 3 cyl diesel. I could put that in my 1971/2002 of memories. Probably just as sporty as i remember without burning points and weber car issues. Officer say why were you driving so fast boy? Me because it was running tip top at the moment