This is why cold weather is so much better than hot weather. Blankets, coats, etc. almost always work and the result is almost instant. Trying to cool off is like threading a needle with a hotdog.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the new University of Maryland football coach.

“The commission found that the Maryland football team did not have a ‘toxic culture,’ but it did have a culture where problems festered because too many players feared speaking out,”

This is serial killer behavior 

Okay, in that vein: The tie breaker ends up coming in to play because the Vikings win handedly in their final game only to have to sit and watch a Sunday afternoon/night game finish in some dramatic fashion that kills their playoff hopes.

I guess you dont Vike that

The only thing that keeps me going after 30 years of horror is masochism. 

Spoiler alert: The kicker will ruin it.  It’s truly the only way it can happen.  At some point in the playoffs Bailey will miss a clutch kick and join the pantheon of Anderson and Walsh.  I can feel it now.

The “hero-ball throw” wasn’t that bad a decision - it was third and long, two guys in his face, even if McCourty the Lesser makes the pick it’s basically an arm-punt. The worst decision of the night was throwing into double coverage at the end of the first half for an interception, taking the chance for points off the…

Unpopular take: Mahomes is incredibly talented and he and his receivers will take the Chiefs very far provided Andy Reid doesn’t get in their way, and that 4th quarter touchdown was indeed the play of the game. BUT it gave the ball away to the Patriots way too soon and they just managed the clock until it was time for…

Rumor has it the fights all started because Jacob Trouba was trashing Nashville’s “2018 Western Conference Regular Season Champions” banner every time he hit a guy.

As a resident of Leafs country and a fan of the Oilers since I was a little kid in the 80's, I welcome this return to the “fuck it, let’s just score all the goals” brand of hockey. Give me all the 7-5 games.

Counterpoint: Lord Stanley’s Cup belongs to America now, and the more teams south of the Mason-Dixon line that win it the better. Let us instead celebrate the surprising Carolina Hurricanes, currently sitting on top of the Metropolitan.

I had this argument yesterday with my brother, who absolutely hates Imagine Dragons, but loves The Killers. There’s something wrong with my family, I know, don’t worry about it. But what we settled on is that The Killers aren’t trying to be more than what they are. They’re an alternative rock band, and pretty decent…

That rant was 100% fueled by 4 cups of coffee and rage over the fact that all the office bathroom stalls were occupied.  

Imagine Dragons is a cancer that destroys everything they touch. Ironically, it’s a cancer that can only be cured by continuing to smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol, guzzle coffee, and live a generally unhealthy/dangerous life.

The sleep paralysis might be a sign of apnea.  Get yourself checked out. 

I have a friend know a person who is a Red Sox, Alabama, UNC, UCONN, and Green Bay fan.

Jesus, it’s bad enough they have to spend three days in Boston, now you’re gonna give them shit about where they stay?

Anyone else astounded that a fully developed adult thought going to a parking lot circus was a good idea?