“Damn this sideways house!”

“The monkeys don’t ‘do it’, they make-a love.”

Any word on the status of the Hot Chicks room?!?

Kael is kind of the worst.

This review is good, but it needs more updog.

The Cheat is not dead!

I loved it. It was mich better than Cats. I’m going to see it again and again.

I kind of think Triue is the one keeping him prisoner. That’s why his statue looks so old. It IS Veidt. Sort of that Han Solo bronzing? I think he’s a prisoner in his own mind....

Just another odious, racist piece of garbage....kind of like Jim Spanfeller.

Hey, I didn’t get a harrumph out of this article!

Dear r/AmITheAsshole,

So, I was recently put in charge of an already successful website by this private equity firm. I covered the site in loud, obnoxious ads, drove readers away and than started firing the people who made the website successful in the first place when they wouldn’t kiss my ass. But, I mean, those…

Evans’ singular persona that was so perfectly depicted in the film—deeply tanned face, oversized sunglasses, and big, booming voice—made him ripe for parody.

Congrats on the absolute worst fucking take of the day.

I recently became kind of addicted to these stories as well. Some of the Jezebel contest ones are great (‘Look at Me’ is the best one I can think of).

Scariest movie I’ve seen in a long time. And it’s only 60 seconds long.

This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen.

https://twitter.com/Hegelbon/status/492741034749620224?s=20

I mean the ghost stories on this thread are always stupid but this one is literally about a woman who could not avoid the Noid.