While certainly a guy to remember, he was a little too goofy looking.  I’m talking guys like Ryan Garko and maybe Ben Broussard (if we’re talking former Indians).  Dan Uggla probably fits the bill.

Shelley Duncan.

Re: Doc Rivers’ bankroll - I worked part time at a ritzy spa several years back. We had the occasional celebrity come by, mostly the usual assortment of “Oh hey, isn’t the guy from the thing?” you see anywhere Hollywood adjacent. One day I was covering the front desk and part of my duties was to check the schedule and…

That’s “The James” in Spanish 

Eh... I mean, I did feel some of this yesterday, for sure. But I found the whole experience more bittersweet than anything else. Like, when I rooted for Tiger 1.0, I was simpler, Tiger was simpler, the world was simpler. Tiger was a force of nature with little personal backstory behind “his dad made him do golf stuff…

It’s because of institutionalized antisemitism. Hope this clears things up!

I would love to shit in Dan Crenshaw’s eyehole.

Where the fuck is Vic Berger when we need him? 

I always thought they were more Chaotic Neutral, doing whatever the fuck they wanted whenever the fuck they wanted.

This is Pope Thrower’s tournament to lose.

I had a roommate who was such a worthless degenerate. Someone else in the apartment moved out, found this guy on Craigslist, and I didn’t have a say in it. Motherfucker didn’t even have a bank account, which should’ve automatically disqualified. Anyway one time, I come back from a week’s vacation, to see this guy’s…

Color me cynical. This is going to be a complete dud, and the biggest disappointment felt by a liberal since my wife first saw me naked.

Israel is an oppressive, apartheid state which tramples on the human rights of Palestinians on a daily basis. This is not antisemitic. This is not an attempt to destroy the nation of Israel. This is just calling a spade a spade.

Every single photo of Tucker Carlson appears as if he’s looking at two dogs fucking on his front lawn.

Two thumbs and a dick up if she will literally call Pence a piece of shit.

I think because every time Nadia died, her world became smaller and more circumscribed, like opening the different layers of a matryoshka.