I enjoy all the extremely weird and creepy stuff in Nick Lutsko’s grandma’s basement.

Was it worth it?

We’re joined now by a “man that once saw a bird in the airport.” Get out of here with that shit! We’ve all seen a bird in the airport.

I dunno, her job that she wants to do is to starve everyone so...uhhh. 

uh watch videos of Maggie, it isn’t far off.

that one scene is the point of the movie.

The trailer addresses this a bit. Borat ends up wearing different disguises.

Mail on a Sunday?

I sleep in my oven! My hair falls out in clumps! I cry when I see a tree! And I burn symbols into my housepets with a curling iron!

If you don’t chew Big Red then FUCK YOU.

This gets refined into some classic sketches, especially one where he threatens Pierce Brosnan (I think?) that he will smack him in the nuts with a car antenna. Which still makes me laugh.

This was always a very nice show, nothing amazing but good for background watching while doing something else.

His answer about Obama is the best I’ve seen someone put his presidency in perspective for african americans.

I mean he rewrote 9/11 in 2005. 

you SUP a stew. 

It consistently rules.

If my children get assigned Ayn Rand, that teacher is going to get an earful.

Only 2 Palahniuk I would recommend: Choke and Survivor. Rest just rinse and repeat.

Hemingway short stories and Sun Also Rises plus Moveable Feast are very good. Moveable Feast also shows you what a grumpy asshole he was and also what a whiny bitchass Fitzgerald was.

I mean anyone could fucking say “told you so” about Trump. Not sure why we somehow are viewing HRC as some oracle.