“How is that happening, why is that happening?”

She very much sounds like Harley from the cartoon

I like to use “kind sir” when I’m being extremely annoying.

This is so fucking bizarre. 

oh man, that is fucking sad.

Yes, it was much more Lovecraftian before the vampires.

I still think Baldwin shouldn’t even try (less than even now), just have him out there saying “I made in my diapy” or something.

The concierge at our hotel in New Orleans told me the one thing not to do in the city was punch a police horse.

Oh no, I’m Roman

The Big Wet President is extremely Big and Wet today everyone.

my longest “FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF” ever

“impossible standard” = not killing people in their own homes for no reason. Cool cool cool.

Wait......

It made me feel old too, but now I watch it with my kids. It is like a toned down Ren and Stimpy. Although sometimes not, as can be seen.

They have some weird ones.

On the other side, best tweet is @dril pinned tweet.

much to think about

ED BALLS

“different places have different safety rules and that is ok” is mcardle level ghoulishness. I will never forgive Matty for that.