People who want ice cold injections of pure caffeine into their hearts do not want that sweet ass shit.

HOWARRRRRR

I vomited meatloaf when I was a kid and it took at least 20 years to get over that.

I mean you are voting for the party, not the leader in a general over there. So... yes basically.

I think he needs another anthology movie on some streaming service so someone can finally do a version of “The Jaunt”

Killian! SUB ZERO....NOW PLAIN ZERO.

Maximum Overdrive is great if only for this one thing:

Shut the fuck up Boomer

But what does Jeremy Renner think about Casey Anthony?

I was obsessed with all the looney tunes shorts when I was a kid which seems odd that a kid in the 80s loved all these shorts that had jokes about actors and singers in the 40s. 

Everyone I meet who went to Michigan needs to tell you within the first five mins of meeting you that they went to UofM or I think they die.

She literally has to say yes because she is a figurehead. 

They are falling arse over tit ain’t they? 

Snippets of The Unabomber going about his work would def. be interesting.

I was so excited for the JFK one as a boy and then so pissed at the twist.

This is a corncobbing of epic proportions.

Seems appropriate to add some Rachel Bloom here:

“The tax savings were relatively small for many families, however. The middle fifth of earners got about a $780 tax cut last year on average, according to the Tax Policy Center.”

It’s been a long while since anyone but me took a hold of my plow.

Will must be relieved.