“Now let’s go watch them slice that fat bastard up”

Your fly is open.

THE HOLES

I HATE THIS THING, AND THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF IT

If want that pure, uncut, wackadoo shit, listen to the Chapo interview with her.

I don’t think the Aviary is closing anytime soon genius.

I would also like to say, “Go fuck yourself you fucking ghoul”

Fucking savage. 

All founding fathers are bad.

I haven’t read the Laundry books, but the villains in The Rook are def. “goopey”

put the peeps in and eat it all up

The way Homer says “I am in flavor country.” is a favorite of mine.

Same episode, but the beekeeper guy:

TOE

This is the Joe everyone knows, completely stepping on his own dick as often as necessary.

you aren’t part of the turbo team

Get him out of here!

that is a good idea!

yeah, man the Boer War really copied WWII

This is racist as fuck.