He’s gonna fuck the shoe

Do you read Sutter Cane?

Boot levels are out of control.

Now that they confirmed that Ser Pounce is dead, this is all I will accept.

a live corncobbing in the wild. Beautiful. 

I demand a Mad Hatter movie or possibly The Ventriloquist. 

That sounds like a lot of work, something Thomas is not really known for. He’d have to be awake and stuff.

Except he is more popular than T Dump. 

Do you read Sutter Cane?

people who go, “oh I know Joe Biden”.

NeoCons being an Anti-Semitic slur is some real galaxy brain shit.

Now they just need Carly to show up wielding her sword.

#yikes

I’m sorry about your lobotomy. 

*taps nose*

I’m not sure you can unring the bell to be honest, but they aren’t looking to outlaw airlines. 

Cool, where does it say “outlaw”? Yes they are looking to phase out airlines, seeing as they are big contributor to global warming.

Yo fucknuts, it doesn’t ban cows or air travel. Did you even read the article?

Besides it being a lie, it is so fucking tiring. This is basically, “I’ve tried nothing, and I’m all of ideas”

It wasn’t anti-Semitic AT ALL.