Personally as a BU grad, this makes us look cooler than we actually are.

This is dumb as shit. I don’t see that square on there.

Ah yes, “we have tried nothing and we are all out of ideas” approach. Great work.

Wait....am I having a stroke?

He could give 100 million to me. It would have the same result, but at least someone would be happy about it.

Don’t question Xenia Onatopp

Best thing I can say about him is he will be dead one day, hopefully sooner rather than later. 

Oh my yes.

buy the book

“get some lotion to put on your hurt butt”

it is more spotting a bad one. 

All Boomers should be shot into space.

Someone tell Tonka Lamprey to shut it. 

The best is comparing ratios to baseball slash lines. It makes me giggle to no end.

Please also note that the internet is for porn.

The guy’s fly being down broke me. I was laughing for about 10 minutes.

GOD IS NOT HERE TODAY PRIEST

damn you BIG MAYO. HOW DARE YOU!

“She was wrong about the amount of pentagon budget waste, about unemployment, she couldn’t explain how she would pay for 32 trillion in medicare, the 3 branches of government, etc, etc.”

I EAT MY EYELASHES