^ Totally thought you were Burl and did a double-take at that comment

While I really did enjoy "White House Down", I think they made an unforgivable mistake by not casting, say, Scott Glenn as John Cale, or just have John Cale himself popping out the top of a Humvee with a machine gun, maybe singing "Helen of Troy" in between rounds

The Albuquerque store will remain open until that kid goes to college

Fortunately, this guarantees Angelina Jolie for the spinoff

The Lethal Weapon movies should have been musicals

*Bloodraynes

Let us all lament the tragic fate of Dougray Scott, who once had the reigns* on the character of Wolverine, but was cockblocked by John Woo into filming reshoots for M:I - II

Until the end when he finds the axe, then unleashes his inner psycho-Frenchman by shrieking and axing himself in the foot

He has another excellent line later on where he refers to PSH as an "invisible man," then turns to Billy Crudup and says something along the lines of "Wells, not Ellison, so don't screw around with me."

Rock the riddle that will make your body rock!

For some people, it's Large Marge. For others, it's toon-eyes Judge Doom. For me, it's flaming skeleton Groundskeeper Willie (with his implied skeleton powers)

Has it shipped all the way from Maine!

Which one was voiced by Kevin Spacey?

STOP, OR MY HEART WILL EXPLODE!

Schneeeeeeeeeebly

When I was the target age (12), we went to a local movie screening to see "3,000 Miles to Graceland". But we'd mixed up the titles, and the film was actually "Finding Graceland", with Harvey Keitel as maybe-Elvis. My dad was disappointed that he didn't get his shoot-'em-up, but it's a surprisingly sweet and overlooked…

Actually we were all variations of John Malkovich, the film's true dangerous liaison

Haha, true. It was just me and 30 other college friends, and with that viewpoint, we were all satisfied

24: LAD

Pretty sure he got poisoned by some spiked tequila a few years back…