Are you the professor who taught the class on "The 25th Hour"?

Like Tom Jones. He sure put in the effort during the Martian apocalypse

Or as Lincoln would say, really

The bloodier deleted scenes from "Wanda" may make the movie more coherent/better, but it still deprives of that one final, illogical "ASHOOOOOOOOOOOLE!"

Arguably the only legitimately great moment of "Quantum of Solace", or at least the only one that was decently written and edited, was the scene where Jeffrey Wright and Daniel Craig knock back shots and rip on each other about colonialism

Yeah, that level of carnage should have been Die Hard 2 icycle-in-the-eye times ten, so I guess the gun wasn't actually loaded and Woods died of a cancer/heart attack combo from the stress

Olympus has Fallen doesn't have a scene where James Woods gets stabbed in the neck with a pen being followed directly with a scene where James Woods gets rammed into a wall with a Humvee while being blasted in the face with a machine gun

I'm friends with the actor who plays the Jewel of "Jewel of the Nile", so I have to defend it on principle

Robert De Niro as Frankenstein's Monster

Stop, or my heart will explode!

Not an example: Christopher Walken as Max Shreck in Batman Returns, which was really just Walken playing Walken

a wooden leg named smith…

Money played every part in that movie, produced, and directed it.

What about Patrick Swayze playing Ronald Reagan in "Point Break"?

I guess if we're talking Bruce Greenwood, might as well bring up "Super 8", where he's completely unrecognizable, save for his eyes.

Robert Davi comes so close to Hans Gruber levels of likable villainy there

Yes, it's true.

"Kick ass."

It's the split-second shot of Hans falling that seals the deal

I have a few weird obsessions, one of which being I really love "A Midsummer Night's Dream", to the point where if I go to a used bookstore I haven't been in yet, I'll buy a random paperback of Midsummer to make 'em happy.