No need to get all red in the face, at least they relocated the family.

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

Fan behind Loria: What a fucking snake.

Here come the O’s with just enough good play to make sure they are not going to make any real change to the roster for the long haul. Then back to being shitty after the trade deadline. Book it.

Mine was something like this

You’ve really got to stop trying to fuck Cousins like that.

RIP.

I mean nothing can touch Groundhog Day/Ghostbusters, obviously.

I always liked that Lionel Hutz had led a class-action suit against the producers of that movie for false advertising.

When they shoot Plo Koon’s ship down, I tear up everytime.

For me it’s when the crazy old lady throws away the diamond.

“...it wasn’t worth my time, to keep on beating my head up against the wall, and not go anywhere.”

You’re bringing us down Mitchell.

Oh, so it was an io9 poll.

The third roommate, a diehard Babylon 5 fan, was completely ignored by everyone.

is this true, or is this afib?

“When you’re Vice President, you can just grab em by their hardware and they can’t do nothing about it” - Leering Mike Pence

I'd just like to go on the record that Batman is the worst superhero of all, Superman is cool, and you can all go straight to hell.

"Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1."