Jesus, that really sounds awful. I’m glad no one was seriously hurt but yeah dude you gotta get help.

I think it’s safe to assume any hit man is an undercover FBI agent.

Jesus flipping Christ.

Damn it man, now I got coffee on my keyboard. :/

To be fair, the cop probably didn’t want to escalate the situation by chiding the guy for being a piece of shit. Still, this is like a whole other level of stupid racist dicklicker.

Hey hey hey, my nephew is named Slipknot, so named because my brother knocked up his ex at a Slipknot show, STILL one of the best live shows I’ve ever seen, so don’t you DARE come after Slipknot!!!

Pantera is either gonna get shot and killed OR he’s going to ignorantly wave the Confederate flag in the name of Southern Rock.

“and whether lil’ Metallica has to deal with terrible classmates like ‘Napster’ and ‘Decent Snare Drum Mixing.’”

I feel like I’m a mix between headbanger and professional. I guess that’s why my wife loves me?

“What, like it’s hard?”

The fact that Nichols still has a job blows my fucking mind. But, it’s not surprising. I forget who made it, but I watched a Youtube video once where the narrator pointed out that ESPN is more so about “personalities” than they are sports highlights now. I have to think the only reason Nichols is still employed…

I can’t believe he has the gall to go on camera or anywhere and recite the congressional oath that he BLATANTLY violated. Put this fucker in jail, OH WAIT, nvm, he got pardoned by his fuckboy former commander in chief. Fuck I hate this man.

INCONVENIENCE IS THE WHOLE POINT, YOU FALSE FUCKING FUCKS. 

Wait, WHAT?! I haven’t closely followed his exploits but that’s very disheartening to hear. I watched a Nirvana doc a while back that mentioned he had an interest in politics and I just assumed he became one. That’s so shitty that he’s a Trump Humper. 

If this is TMI for ya’ll feel free to skip:

Fun fact: on one of their later compilations of unreleased and B-sides, Nirvana even dipped a little into gospel! Nirvana was a surprisingly well rounded group of dudes with a ton of influences that you wouldn’t expect. The bassist is a politician in Seattle now, I think.

As long as they learned their lesson from the third game, I’d be curious.

Ok, FUCK YOOOOOOOOU, NINTENDO.

Can’t ya’ll just drive out into the desert and do this shit next time?

I suppose it’s a good thing he got caught early enough to prevent this from getting worse? I’m trying, here.