mitchellbyron1983
MitchellByron1983
mitchellbyron1983

The most egregious thing in this video is not this girl’s absolute naivety and ignorance, but the fact that her lawyer not only thought it was a good idea to let her client defend her actions in a nationally televised interview, but she JOINED HER in said interview. Fire her, Miya! She’s gonna get you locked up!!!

For a split second I thought the lawyer was her mother, which would have explained A LOT.

I mean clearly he’s speaking Scots Gaelic.

“And now for my next impression...Jesse Owens!”

This might be a crazy opinion but I feel like Blazing Saddles is probably one of the best movies on racism. It’s freaking hilarious while also pointing out how stupid racism is. The scene where he pulls the gun on himself was genius. I never got it as a kid, but now I see it as all these ignorant white folks mentally

SORRY WHAT?!?! BOLDEN IT MORE, I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!

I can’t agree with all of that, but I will admit Dark Knight Rises kind of fell on its face at certain points (for the love of our Creator, how hard is it to make someone’s voice understandable through a mask?! Christ, Star Wars came out in ‘77 and we all heard Vader perfectly fine!). And of course Batman Begins

Do ya’ll just not like good movies or something?

“It ain’t that great though.” *sigh* I’m gonna pretend I didn’t read that.

Dark Knight. It’s because of Dark Knight.

How DARE you say Deja Vu was a better time travel movie?! We all know the king of time travel movies is Hot Tub Time Machine, duh!

When he threw the detonator out of the window in Dark Knight...that was awesome. Rest in Peace, sir. You brightened my life and the lives of many others. Thank you for everything.

Oh I agree. I don’t think he should get off completely scot-free, but Murder 1? That would mean pre-meditation, and that’s going to be impossible to prove unless he’s got some kind of fucked up manifesto hidden in his room.

I’m probably gonna be “this guy,” but here’s the thing about this Kyle kid:

What, is the New Year some kind of magical asshat cure-all? Just because we’re in 2020 doesn’t mean we still don’t have tons of dumb on the internet. 

Now let’s see how many women are on this list.....

Dude, come on, it’s John, Ringo, Paul, and GEORGE! How do you forget, like, the best Beatle? 

Kyle Shanahan? Run Heavy Offense? Here’s hoping the asshole learned his lesson from 28-3. 

Maybe someone has already touched on this, but I’m against impeachment for one reason: Mike Pence.