Beat me to it. Different states and municipalities, mind you, but I always thought that if you’re stupid enough to pull a gun and shoot a cop, you WILL get shot back. And they can stuff whatever “mental illness” defense for this Texas Tech kid up their bums because this girl was probably freaking out and not in a fit…
That’s it. Can’t do it anymore. I was raised a Cowboys fan because of my mom and after a while, it started to occur to me how weird it was to be a Cowboys fan living in Southern Maryland. When the Browns/Ravens moved I started following them but the Cowboys were always my go to fav. Now I have a legitimate excuse to…
OH MY GOD I KNOW!!!!!!
Oh little league parents. My dad volunteered as an umpire for a coach pitch league. We’re talking kids no more than 8 or 9, and these parents would legit LOSE IT over strike calls. My dad took it in stride pretty well. Just would give them this dirty look from time to time. One day however, my dad snaps a little and…
Coincidentally, my rage meter at the Ravens playing like ass again was OVER 9000!
Jesus is the spray.
Because he used his jesus powers to help Flacco win a Super Bowl, remember?
+1 If protection was his only problem...
My partner’s dad and her often verbally spar because her dad will drop the word from time to time. His excuses are the typical ones: “I only call people N-words if they deserve. A n-word is ignorant. Not all black people are ignorant but the ones who are ignorant are n-words. That’s just how it is,” “Other black…
Which one? The dance mom with the “now-beaten-to-death-with-a-rusty-golf-club-28-3" gag shirt with resting disappointment face? Or the lady who doesn’t see the irony in wearing a breast cancer awareness shirt with a logo of one of 32 NFL teams who submit only 10% of all proceeds to actual breast cancer research?
I mean, after the way Flacco played Sunday, I’d be tempted to burn his jersey, too. How do you get benched for Ryan Mallet against the Jaguars?!
Is Tom Brady a good doge?
Seriously, that’s worth 15 yards and an automatic first down? I know the League treats QB’s like puppies when it comes to physical contact (exception: Cam newton) but I didn’t realize they felt the same way about their feelings. Good grief.
Oh my god, FUCK THIS ASSHOLE and his dumbass statue. After the ass pounding they took at the hands of the Jags today, it’s becoming really hard to root for this team.
You can’t fire the whole team, right?
I’ll do you one better: the guy I’m playing against had Sammy Watkins. I checked the score in the first quarter: me 20, him 10.7. By the end of game, it was 26.9 to 2. >:/
There is no doubt in my mind he has fucked that horse. On multiple occasions. Look at his smile, and look how that horse is looking away in shame.