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At its core, pro wrestling is a fun entertainment product for kids. My son (8) first saw Orange Cassidy during that battle royal, and immediately asked me to find more matches of his on YouTube. We laughed like crazy watching a match against a masked guy named Gentleman Jervis.

This is fantastic.

As usual, you’re wrong. I would absolutely eat the hell out of whatever vegan free-range single-origin taco cupcakes come out of that. (Okay, maybe not cupcakes. Cupcakes are trash.)

Yeah, fuck that line.

Eggs Benedict with salmon is good, no doubt. But I will go you one better: I wanted to show off on Mother’s Day and I made my wife and my mother Eggs Benedict with butter poached lobster topped with crispy lardons. That was 7 years ago and they still talk about it.

Eggs Benedict with fresh salmon under the egg.

I didn’t realize they brought in Best Friends. Love some Chuckie T ring action, might have to watch this one live

Funny enough, my father just sold his ‘68 Charger R/T on Friday to buy a new project car this weekend. It’s the competitor to the S600 and is the grandpa to the 350Z.

Larry Wilmore is awesome, but he would have been better served to have replaced everything Shapiro said with fart noises in post-production. Because everything Shapiro says is hot air with no actual value besides to make you wrinkle your nose and say ew...

In particular, I noticed the Mitsubishi Pajero in that episode.

Player Chooses Christ, Church Over College

Yuengling is ass

Read a book.

Roubaix baby

I’ll give you a hint, it’s none of the white men! Funny how that works. 

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It appears that the Easter bunny is, in fact, real AF

Gunna miss this guy. Dirk and Co. gave me the most satisfying NBA moment of my life when they beat LeBron/Wade/Bosh in that 2011 Finals. I despised that team with every fiber of my being, and he took them down one fadeaway and in-traffic finger roll at a time.