Read a book.

Roubaix baby

I’ll give you a hint, it’s none of the white men! Funny how that works. 

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It appears that the Easter bunny is, in fact, real AF

Gunna miss this guy. Dirk and Co. gave me the most satisfying NBA moment of my life when they beat LeBron/Wade/Bosh in that 2011 Finals. I despised that team with every fiber of my being, and he took them down one fadeaway and in-traffic finger roll at a time.

Meanwhile . . .

Jesse Ventura famously attempted to begin unionizing wrestlers before WrestleMania 2, but Hulk Hogan tattled on him to McMahon and the whole thing was scuttled.

Heat form some lexan, bond, rivet, and Bob’s yer uncle.

Gronk will come out of retirement in the 2034-35 season so he has a chance to play in Super Bowl LXIX

Dude I want to shake your hand and simply say.... Thank You, for saving a good old 90's regular car. Sure everyone will stare a 90's exotic, but THIS is a true radical car. I love it and you are a true Jalop for loving and saving such a cool car!

*Prepares to get made fun of.*

Funny thing.. if the police start playing goons to Trump, I think there are a LOT of people out there who would have no qualms at all about putting some policemen down.

If Beto ran against Cornyn and won that would be amazing for the country. I’d love him for beating Cornyn. Not as good as Cruz but still pretty cool. If then Senator Beto spent years in the Senate being charming, smart, and getting behind popular Democratic bills that help people he would emerge in 2028 as the…

Only a Bluetooth-equipped head unit away from everything a high school or college kid needs for the next several years. No brainer for < $4k.

“There are also brief mentions of Carol receiving a Kree blood transfusion (seen in trailers for the film, but not in the film’s cinematic release)...”

Don’t forget, Deadspin’s greatest two way threat.

Getting a lot of use out of this gif these days.