Hey, The Carter V was pretty good.

The best thing I can say about Paul Ryan is that he’s as intellectually dishonest and inconsistent as his hero, Ayn Rand.

two things that don’t quite fit the main format, one hilarious and one sappy:

I’m not even a huge fan of MLS, but mannnn, fuck off with the tone of this article.

Oh boy, I can’t wait to see the Dead Letters generated by this article.

we’ve been brained

Thanks for reading, Bill.

Or he’s just a smarmy edgelord piece of shit who not only happily gave Milo a platform before he was excommunicated from the alt-right but actually agreed with the disingenuous garbage that dribbled from his maw

Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…

its the ski lady and its not even close

That was where their romance began. CT said Diem was rocking an “Alias” look with all her wigs and was damn sexy without. He pushed her to take off the disguises and he proved he cared for the real her.

Diem made me feel less guilty for watching trash MTV because she was so cool. There was one Challenge where she’d recently gone through chemo and her hair was still growing back in. She was wearing a wig and panicked before a game that involved jumping into water but ripped it off at the last second. She was really…

Curt Schilling

Ugh, I want this car. I want it a lot. BRB, moving to the Nürburgring because I give up and at least there I can have the good cars.

Forza Sankt Pauli!

Fair.

It may be tough to remember anything other than the flying balls o’ death and Tall Man in Phantasm, but it had a ‘71 ‘Cuda.

They probably didn’t use slave labor. More than likely it was built by craftsman for a profit.

All for Ragnar.