NO! The staple must be at 45°. That’s how the printer/photocopier does it. As does machine so must man.

No, the rest of the olds on kinja probably sympathize with you.

This is poetry.

Good dogs helping their cow friends.

Really confusing that the article keeps mixing up Lady Shani and Rosemary.

Damn! That’s the exit to get to my parents’ house!

Melt ‘em down and look for a way to use them to improve/build infrastructure.

Prince Frederik is such a badass. Love Margrethe but I’m looking forward to his coronation.

Who knows. I’ve only ever seen Shane at Wrestlecircus and he’s had some great matches there.

I don’t know much about CZW but if Shane Strickland is their heavyweight champ it can’t be all bad.

Ya know, Farenthold, as a guy from South Texas I’m your Huckleberry.

I’m crying just being reminded of it!

Too bad the city is landlocked. Copenhagen has tons of public swimming options due to the harbor.

I doubt he would be a heel if he were booked on WrestleCircus in Austin.

This and Barbie Jeep Girl are the most viral stories coming from my alma mater and I could not be prouder.

When does the prestige TV bubble burst?

ring on a string

Oh, hell yes! Will definitely be at Bookpeople.

Ate my friend’s dog’s chicken jerky treats after a night out at the bar. They really need to design their labels better.

I very sincerely hope the condom that unrolled out of the dog had a poop inside it like some kind of fecal wiener.