ring on a string

Oh, hell yes! Will definitely be at Bookpeople.

Ate my friend’s dog’s chicken jerky treats after a night out at the bar. They really need to design their labels better.

I very sincerely hope the condom that unrolled out of the dog had a poop inside it like some kind of fecal wiener.

Weird, there’s a Cracked article today about how Daniel Carder uncovered VW’s cheating.

Wait...Joey Ryan lost his DDT title last month but he has to defend it this month at Wrestlecircus...wonder what kind of idea they’ll come up with...

Forum member, owned.

Really like the header pic. Goodbye to my favorite sports journalist.

possibly the worst pirate you’ve ever heard of.

Fun story about Mike Leach: My friends encountered him in Cuba last July. Apparently he had sailed into Havana Bay and they recognized him in a bar or hotel or something or the other. One of my friends that went to Tech went to go meet him and my other friends followed (they and I went to Texas State which could never…

During middle school I would eat a bag of M&Ms and drink a Coca-Cola for lunch all so I could save my lunch money for a new pair of roller hockey blades. Worth it.

My friend was on the flight but slept through it all. Con: Missed the frickin’ fighter jets. Pro: FBI didn’t question her on account she was snoozing.

what a “i’m not owned” face

While technically I am the second owner, my 02 Avalon has been in the family since new. 300k miles is my target. Only 92k to go.

If you’re the type of guy that people can believe would hump a shark then, buddy, you might as well hump a shark.

In Austin they’re that much. Only seven smackaroos in Beaumont.

I’ve been working in the Capitol Complex for five years and SXSW traffic has never been an issue. It only took me twenty-five minutes to get to work from William Cannon and Westgate leaving at 7:23 AM. I got to Black Sheep Lodge at 5:21 PM yesterday after leaving my parking garage at 5:01 PM. Is everybody just talking…

The key to my 1992 Honda Accord LX coupe could be used to start my friend’s 1993 Honda Accord EX. Loved that damn car. Could also pull the key out of the ignition with the car running.

RRC

RRC, if you couldn’t tell from the altitude.