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True (Detective) but it would be hard to slip that by him. He or someone he knows that watches the show will probably notice an Asian director with a man-bun/ponytail that attends coke and hooker parties.

Doubtful. Fukunaga is still an executive producer for this season.

The friendzone just got more complicated.

All sorts of fishing accoutrement. I see rods, reels, and tackle boxes.

So, Danish or Dutch?

I love Bock but it doesn’t really sell well leading to most of it being a bit old tasting. I just know which bars here in Austin have a higher turnover rate of Bock kegs.

The SmokeHaus.

FWIW this was in Boerne, TX which is NW of San Antonio so it’s about four hours from Houston.

Sometimes the stars align...

Danny Brown at SXSW 2014. I only go to one or two shows every year at SXSW because, hey, I live here and have work in the morning. Anyway, Danny tears through his set like a wildman, probably best show I’ve ever been to. Midnight comes and it turns out it’s now his birthday. I guess someone from his entourage brings…

I met Shirley Knight when I was working as a furniture deliveryman during undergrad. Her daughter (delivered to her house, hilltop with a stunning view) was the head of the musical theater department at my university. Nice as could be. I didn’t recognize her at first but my coworker (obsessive movie watcher) did.

Too bad, I was hoping for an across the ocean autograph session. I’ll still take yours if ya happen to have some headshots laying around.

...Brit with regional accent and a pale ginger blonde and atheist left winger...

Your description fits a former Dynamo player. Are you Andrew Driver?

I think it's more that Carlsberg has always used green bottles and most of the Carlsberg drinking world is close enough to Copenhagen or a regional Carlsberg brewing partner.

Carlsberg has regional brewing partners but everything in North America comes from Denmark. I went to the brewery last summer and the Carlsberg is pretty decent there, though everyone in Denmark mostly drinks the Carlsberg-owned Tuborg. They also make some pretty decent microbrews that are available in Copenhagen and…

Danny Brown because he posts pics and videos of his cat.

My roommate has used this line. He is not good at things.

Great article. The Ulrichs are Danish, though.