And they usually involved girls younger than 18. Find an even higher roof.

So the notion that he is a teetotaler is another lie that is easily proven. Guy can’t stop lying. $20 he did or does do massive amounts of blow during his yacht orgies.

Are you fucking serious? More excuses? He gets more shit because of his last name than he does excuses. Favre threw more INT’s yet everyone sucked his cock and just brushing it off as him being a “gunslinger”.

“These girls just need a good spanking.”

Dream job? Uh yeah sure...

SNL after parties are legendary in New York. If you can find it and get in you’re going to have a great night.

Neo-liberal democrats and destroy capitalism. Want to tell me about your cool indie college band collection you have on 8-track? How much do you make as a barista with a poli-sci degree?

Yeah this post totally makes sense and you are totally not a whack job.

Here comes the litmus test to attack the person who is actually doing something good. Fuck off asshole.

As a Big East fan who hates ESPN for trying to destroy my beloved conference. I fully support her right to speak her mind.

Seriously, fuck anyone typing out “y’all” in a business company wide email unless you are literally a cowboy raising steer.

What part of Jessica Beil and partners do you find confusing?

Why does this idiot think these huge complicated pieces of legislation can and should be done fast? Fucking Orange Rind Frankenstein.

$20 Trump assumes he’s a Democrat.

Alright, most of Europe is the Florida of Europe.

Worst slip and slide run ever!

They were able to sneak it in because Russia is the Florida of Europe.

I kind of want to bang this chick. Is that bad?

Yeah, cops say 99% of the time because their word is gospel to the piglets who can’t stop sucking them off.