An alternate headline for this piece could be, “Is My Weird Lust for Tom Hiddleston Clouding My Judgment, Oh God”

I already do this—i’m actually worse for checking out all the guys around than my gay male best friend, to the point that he teases me about how shamelessly i “objectify” men by checking them out obviously in public. i have no plans of stopping. if there are guys around, i’m going to check them out thoroughly. why…

THANK YOU. mwah.

What a strange article. Women don’t look at men they find attractive? I find that hard to believe.

Right? My parents are racking up 40 years, and I had the extreme misfortune of learning just how loving and sex-filled their union continues to be while living at home for a couple months. Oof. May my future children be so scarred, I hope!

Try the junk drawer in the kitchen ;)

Ditto. I absolutely hate the results of the botox in terms of emoting and how it’s changed my face, but I keep getting it because holy shit going from 20 migraines a month to 1-2 has been amazeballs.

RIGHT? Man I have had a thing for him forevvvver. I don’t even know what it is, I mean he’s kinda too skinny, and sometimes he’s intense to the point of being ultra weird/creepy. But oh my god just bizarrely sexy.

*whispers* I know you’re making a joke but I love the name Declan. *end whisper*

I was OBSESSED with Daredevil when it came out, & I wasn’t even expecting to me.

I am so stupid excited for this movie. Pixar is doing a huge thing right now by creating more female centric movies, and yeah at the end of the day this movie centers around a fish, but from 1995-2011 the only movie that could be considered to have a female main character was the Incredibles and that was an ensemble…

Your coworker is an out of touch asshat. People call the police if you let your kid go outside for 8+ hours a day without checking in, you would have your children taken away from you. You can’t leave your kids for five minutes alone in a public space without some “concerned” person intervening or calling the police.

I was discussing the hassle of signing my two elementary school-aged kids for summer camps (it is a hassle because many of the camps are only part time, or won’t take both of my kids because of the age difference, etc.), and my co-worker was like, “what’s with all these fancy camps these days. when i was a kid we went…

MINNESOTA restaurant assault stories, no less! What the hell, Minnesota?!

That book changed my life in all kinds of ways. It gave me permission to get rid of all the shit that I was holding on to. It’s fantastically, hilariously bossy and hard-line, but my god it makes you want to live more freely. The psychology of letting go of things is powerful.

The way she folds her shirts has changed my life. The rest of my life may be a joke, but every time I open my drawers, I feel zen as shit looking at all those impeccably folded shirts.

My husband would commiserate. I’m THE WORST!

YO 500 DAYS OF SUMMER WAS THE BOMB YO

C’mon. I can have a raging ladyboner over P&P and still not want to give myself pneumonia wearing a wet tissue-paper-thin dress.

Maybe I’m just not a romantic, but there’s no time period I’d rather live in than this one. Or maybe the future. But right now we have disposable tampons, birth control, antibiotics, air conditioning, divorce laws, safe abortions (where available) and surviveable c-sections. I’m a cynic and I bitch a lot about what…