mistyberkowitz
Misty Berkowitz
mistyberkowitz

You are literally a man who can't take no for an answer.

An all male Sex and the City sounds totally rad! You should totally pitch that to Hollywood, the tag line could be 'putting the man back in mani pedi!

You will regret it. Every time I watch one of these shows with impeccably dressed lead actresses (House of Cards, Scandal etc), I get the white silk blouse bug. Then I buy some silk blouses and proceed to ruin them, one wine glass at a time.

I can understand the hate (no Greek love here) , but I will say that at least they will know how to dress once they hit the corporate world. I know many an HR folk who have had to numerous, uncomfortable conversations with employees on the basics of good grooming and appropriate work place attire (the conversations

LET'S PLAY THE "FIND ANY EXCUSE TO DIMINISH A WOMAN'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS GAME"

Fuck you, a woman can be a feminist and still not want the crushing scrutiny of professional internet assholes on every single pimple or stray hair or whatever. Next you'll say that feminists can't use makeup, or wear spandex, or cut their hair, because ideological purity. News flash: women can identify how they want,

JESUS HUSSEIN CHRIST, PLEASE BEFRIEND A TAILOR, LENA DUNHAM!

anyone else click thinking it was going to be a gallery of all Laura Dern's Globes looks ever?

Am I the only one who read that as:

My kid won a Pulitzer prize this year and she's a dolphin without any hands to write with so it's all the more impressive. So proud of my little baby. Oh she's 2 btw and doesn't even go to school... because she's a dolphin.

I'm so sorry for you. They sound wretched.

Oh I love Taylor and her white hotness but I also love Lupita and her black hotness.

I don't know, I can't help really liking her.

I was serving a grandfather and his teenage grandson. The kid asked for a bowl of chili, at which point I explained that we were out of chili, apologized (why we as servers have to do this, I don't know, but we do) and told him the other soups we had available. The kid said, "But I wanted the chili." Ok, well,

Um, is it weird if I'm kind of fangirling over A BCO AUTHOR COMMENTING ON MY COMMENT??

Best.

EXPELLIARMUS!

I'm going to put this out there for you...quite a few well-respected academics and noted scholars who are incredibly intelligent and have many publishing credits in well-respected academic journals and who have even written some pretty heavy tomes of literary criticism are also fans of Harry Potter and include it in