mistyberkowitz
Misty Berkowitz
mistyberkowitz

I went to a wedding as the guest of my boyfriend, so I didn't know too many people. The groom was softly sobbing as he waited at the altar. As the bride started down the aisle, he started wailing. When she reached him, his knees buckled and he fell down, rocking back and forth on his knees, sobbing like a baby. The

Usually it's actually a cup size issue. If your straps are slipping off too much and you already have them battened all the way down, you should try going down one in the cup

Can we start referring to GM employees as "Jezebel Hats" and "Deadspin Hats" et al? I kind of want to now.

I was told because my bras were too small. Went from 32C to 34D and no more quad boob or straps slipping off.

I think it means you're short. Or at least petite from the bust up. I am short above the waist (short in the legs too, and long from the bellybutton to crotch— it's terrible), and I frequently run into the long strap problem. I have also been told that I have "shallow breasts" because I cannot fill out the top of a

God yes. I have small boobs that are pretty much always sized to an A, but they are wide set and slope away from each other, which means that much depends on the way the underwire or support system is structured — I need something that gathers from the outside to prevent them sliding further apart. But bras that do

I have a soft spot in my heart for cranky, rude shop owners, especially if they know their shit.

There is a gloriously cranky woman in Philadelphia who has a bra fitting place and it's the only place I buy bras now. I walked in for the first time and she took one look at my chest and shouted "NO! At least two sizes wrong! Get in the changing room right now!"

We don't need to replace her with anyone. This is the thing: people keep asking for her removal, which is very revealing about which group people believes "owns" (and should regulate) games. She should stay if she wants to, and she needs nobody permission or sanction for that.

Way to completely miss the point of the article. This was a story about a bomb scare and death threats aimed at a woman for the crime of having opinions.

We're talking about how some guys are conditioned to see "no thanks" as us starting shit, because women are expected to nurturing and attuned to social cues and sensitive about people's feelings.

It is, in fact, UNVELIEVEABLY IMPOLITE to call someone a stupid ugly fat cunt just because she clearly said "no thanks, I'm not interested. "

I can't relate to guys who get their feelings hurt and lash out.

I just don't understand the point, from a marketing and branding POV. VB has an extremely enthusiastic fan base, because of the look of her core line. These are A) nothing like that and B) not at all unique or unusual. And I wouldn't have thought her fan base would go bonkers for a very plain, non-recognizably VB bag

To be fair, once you get to 93, you can do anything you damn well please. She is a master of zero fucks given.

My 93 year old grandma owns 37 Vera Bradley bags. Thirty-seven. 10+10+10+7.

I'm from Fort Wayne, IN, home of Vera Bradley, and I am PUMPED about this development! The paisley thing was never my jam, but their bags are really well-made. The quilted Emma tote is going on my Christmas list for sure.

It's amazing, isn't it?

#somedudespleasechillout