High priestess of badassery.

pants not gown.

I usually cannot stand Marchesa, but this - this is great. She looks stunning.

Soooooooo good

Willfully mispronouncing Beyonce's name like that is SUCH a microaggression (well probably not so micro). Basically he's saying that he will identify her as he pleases, in the context of a guy who understand French inflections but will not accept a different interpretation of the sound in reflection of her own…

The problem is that adjusting and testing standards is a MASSIVE resource suck that doesn't actually do anything to improve education. This stuff doesn't help failing schools, and it doesn't enable successful schools to do even better. What's needed is better social programs for vulnerable students both inside and…

I am at a Party where we're not supposed to eat the cupcakes until the end. I've been paying kids to bring me cupcakes all night. FUCK YOUR RULES, GROWNUPS!

They SO do. As do their sandals. I can walk 5 miles in my Danskos. They were the only thing I could wear when I was waiting for knee replacement and during the long recovery. I also wore them when I was an EMT..if someone stepped on you, it was fine and auto glass and metal couldn't hurt them, or me.

Chris Pratt french braids way better than I do. Imma go cry now.

I would like Kelly Osbourne's Tom Ford sunglasses, Johnny Weir's manicure, and Anderson Cooper age 17, please and thank you. Can I add them to an Amazon wishlist of some sort?

You will pry my danskos from my cold dead feet. I also wear Keens. I am a fashion nightmare.

DANSKO CLOGS RULE

I love those clogs. They were a favorite of all the faculty int he Anthropology dept. I want to get myself a pair of their hippy clogs this summer.

Oh man. Does that mean these are coming back next?

Doctors, and those who have difficult to fit feet ... Danskos are my go-to shoe because the US shoe industry doesn't make shoes for anyone but "B" width women. I can put my wide but delicate foot into a pair of Danskos and walk out of the store with no problem. There isn't a brand of men's shoes that I can even try…

And what about "Ordinary People?" Augh!

The ending of Remember Me pissed me off, partially because it was stupid and manipulative and had nothing to do with the narrative, but mostly because no one who smiles that adorably in a library while wearing a perfect white t-shirt should ever have to die.

Nothing gold can stay…..Where the heck is The Outsiders?

Oh ye gods, the way he holds that binky like it is the most precious thing in the world, and the way he looks down at it and looks back up and looks down at it again and looks back up... No, I'm not crying; it's just raining — on my face.

I worked at a Bare Minerals store in college. I still use the stuff a decade later. I've tried other foundations but it always feels like makeup, whereas BareMinerals does not. I'm not sure if its just amazing marketing or what but I'm on of those brand loyalists.