This isn’t so unusual in Floriduh. I took this in my father in law’s development last year.

You mean you honestly think the asshat whose sub-zero situational awareness and complete lack of respect for basic physics (or decency, for that matter) made him overcook the turn and jump the curb would have somehow mustered the wherewithal to bring his 2 tons of front heavy hunk of metal to a controlled stop on a…

“Good afternoon, Floridaman Insurance. How can I help you today?”

Part of me feels like an idiot that I couldn’t tell that it was a Merc, but I’m not the only one around here that thought so.

The Dukes look on this clown with disgust.  They would have cleared the canal and come to a controlled stop right there in the back yard.

It’s Florida, so high.  But he wasn’t thinking that far ahead.  He was simply thinking “I’ll teach that Altima for passing me!”

It’s kind of like watching a fat guy on a rope swing loose his grip and tumble down a hill instead of swinging directly into the water.

Now he’s underwater on that car twice.  Hey-o!

““I was just nervous, I was scared because after seeing the car go completely airborne...”

Maybe that’s why everyone but Hayter was unenthusiastic in the Twin Snakes re-recording. I bet they were getting paid scraps even the second time around! And instead of bringing Hayter back for MGS V, he was replaced by Jack Bauer.  Okay I get it, Venom Snake is a different character.  But so was Naked Snake...?  Oh…

Not sure where you are, but here in the uk, if you dont have to pay for gas or electric, thats over a year old, as the company should have billed you and its there fault for not billing you and its unfare to give you a big bill, but guessing in the states they just add interest to your bill for not paying it in the…

This makes me mad enough to fuck a pigeon.

A spokesperson for the company directed Kotaku to that tweet when asked to elaborate on the situation.

I forgot to mention that I’m clinically stupid.

Ban casinos now.

Cowering in fear of your brutal “I told you so”! It’s your time babayyyy!

Whenever an article critical of NFTs was posted back in the day people would come out of the woodwork defending how valuable and revolutionary they would be and how you just “didn’t get it”. Where are those people now?

Great time to buy low everybody!!!

A good and expected result.  Now can we never talk about them again?