I just read Jane Doe. Very satisfying. My only complaints are that [SPOILERS]I wanted even more revenge, and I hate it that the guy will never know why Jane did it.

We’re not going to win by getting otherwise Republicans to vote for Beto. We’re going to win by getting Democrats who usually sit at home to actually get out and vote. The grassroots excitement for this guy is unreal. Lots of first time voters committing to vote, and lots of disillusioned Texas Democrats excited to…

Texas Republicans are terrified, and I’m living for every single second of it. It doesn’t even matter if Beto loses - Blob Boy is going to have to work for it, which is unheard of.

HOW IS ANYONE UNDECIDED? ARE THEY POLLING CORPSES?

So...how’s that potential Mars colony coming along?

I thought this story couldn’t possibly get any better, and then one of the informants was named Pecker.

It’s 5pm on the East Coast!

It’s 5pm on the East Coast!

Humans are terrible.  The arc of the moral universe does not bend toward justice.  It takes 5 times as many people and effort to offset the evil that can be done with no effort at all.  I’m so demoralized right now.

There are an awful lot of people weighing in on this who......haven’t bothered to watch the show, and don’t seem to see that irony.

So, how about NOT having this on auto-play, with “cunt” in the first 4 seconds, since a lot of us are at WORK!

She’s looking a little wan. I think her deal with the devil may finally be starting to weigh on her.

I saw the headline and thought “Don’t read it.” Scrolled resolutely to the next article...scrolled back up, and thought “Don’t read it.” Stared at the screen in resignation, because I knew I was going to read it.

Instantly iconic GIF.

What even.

NO. NO autoplay videos, especially without the basic courtesy of muting them. How is that even getting around AdBlocker?

So basically they can’t win? They don’t speak up, we criticize. The do speak up, we tell them to sit down and listen to women for once. Only the few who would manage to craft some unicorn of a statement that set all the feminist hearts aflutter would escape unscathed. This is not how to tackle this problem.

That is obviously the Arby’s logo.

They elected Donald Trump, and they’ll elect Roy Moore. If they prove me wrong, I’ll joyously eat crow with a big ol’ smile on my face.

So, Trump ended the subsidy payments, but the government will pay out at least that much money in tax credits to offset the now higher premiums...resulting in no savings at all. So he was an ass just to be ass, with no discernible benefit to either the government or individuals? Sounds about right.