Is anyone really surprised by that though? I’m well aware of how much more I’m paying at Sephora than at Walgreens - but in addition to many (admittedly not all!) of the products being higher quality, I like the service, the free mini makeovers, the samples, and the returns.

Basically my first thought, slightly relieved I’m not the only one.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’m willing to make the sacrifice to spread constitutional understanding across the great internet.

Being right does make me feel cute, actually! It’s a good look on me. What the Supreme Court says is constitutional is constitutional, unless there are enough states to ratify an Amendment to say otherwise. I understand that you don’t want there to be a right to privacy, but that does not, in fact, have anything to do…

Ooooh, I get it. You don’t understand how the Constitution, the government, or the law works. Carry on.

The Supreme Court says there is, and faced with a choice between the high Court and an anonymous internet commenter I’m going to go with the court...

Plus, these stories are waaay less fun when there’s no revenge on the customer.

Sure! The magazine had the patterns/instructions for the decorator to use, I bet it’s available online now. It was the Fall 2007 issue.

They do! It’s ridiculous! They tell you, right in the ad, essentially “this product will look nothing like this picture!”

Goodness these kids take their little college groups so seriously. “The Machine”? My face during that whole paragraph article:

Found it. Fewer layers because the one in the magazine feeds like 250 people. I’d forgotten that I was really annoyed at the sloppy icing work (like, WHY are the horizontal lines on the top layer not connected??), because they’d done a sample that looked great. But it just gets cut up and eaten, so whatever :)

He was a pediatric neurosurgeon, so I’m very suspicious of how much time he actually spent pulling bullets out of bodies. Not that his low information supporters will ever think of that, which is exactly what he’s counting on.

That’s disappointingly anti-climactic.

Did we ever determine how she did this hair? Because her before hair looked like mine, and I don’t see how this is possible without high level dark magic.

No.

Yeah, in the south, “coke” has become generic, like kleenex or xerox.

I appreciate telling a story on yourself, but she seems to think the funny part was the bread, when she’s “super health conscious” so she ordered... a pile of cheese and fries?

Unacceptable that the pizza story doesn’t include the resolution! No way the woman said, “You’re right, good sir, I should just have a salad.”

I didn’t check in over the weekend and just saw this! I won’t have access to the computer that has my wedding pics until later this week, but I’m happy to post some cake pics :)

I will always have a soft spot for Martha Stewart Weddings, because the day after I got engaged I went to buy wedding magazines, and there, on the cover of Martha Stewart, less than 24 hours after my engagement, was the cake that I knew I wanted. I don’t even think I read the rest of it, I just needed the cake. It was…