It’s almost like you’re refining your PornHub search terms well in advance just to be ready.

1.4 billion Chinese citizens stand united when it comes to the territorial integrity of China and the country’s sovereignty over her homeland.

Yeah, but how does next year’s playoffs help me meet my deadline today?

The decision by Roberts to turn to Joe Kelly in the 10th before utilizing Kenley Jansen, a guy who can and has given you multiple innings in relief (despite his best years being behind him), was equally baffling. 

In his defense, Gregg Popovich enlisted before he had Spurs.

In keeping with the brand, the team just announced that alall kids 12 and under will be allowed to run the “trail of tears” around the bases after the game!

What if a non-Native American pitcher stated that he also thought the tomahawk chop is offensive and in solidarity with Ryan Helsley requested that foam tomahawks, tomahawk graphics, etc. not be used during games in which he is pitching? 

Making an half-hearted agreement for the benefit of Native Americans only to renege on major parts of it? It’s the American Way. 

He also helped pave the way for the current president, by lowering that bar.

I grew up a Steelers fan in the 70s. I picked them at age 7 when I knew nothing about football and I liked their uniforms; being the best team ever was a bonus. Anyways, when Phil Simms was drafted, I was a HS freshman QB wearing #11 so he quickly became my favorite, and I ultimately became a Giants fan.

Sherman knew all along Mayfield is a germaphobe -- that’s why he sneezed in both end zones.

You can’t actually see the hand shake. And Mayfield does seem to wiggle his hands a bit at the end. It could easily be a hand slap rather than an actual shake.

Man, I wish Bomani and Pablo had actually discussed it more in depth.  But Bomani said a week or two ago on a different political topic “I like having a job so I can’t talk about this.”  The pressure is real.

ESPN is worried about pissing off Tencent, the massive Chinese internet company that it struck a deal with in 2016.

That’s just it. I feel like you could put a single A team in Yankee uniforms in Yankee Stadium, and the Twins would commit three errors, ground into double plays with the bases loaded and one out, commit multiple baserunning blunders, and lose 6-1.

Luke-warm take: It’s ok to be annoyed if a guy refuses to shake your hand before the game.

Also as a Yankees fan, I and lot of my friends thought NY was doomed going into the 2017 WC game vs the Twins. We figured the payback was coming anyway and that game would be it.

As a Twins fan, no, they won't. 

The ‘Skins didn’t force him to come in early because they are dicks, it was just that they had such good news to share with him that they couldn’t stand it any longer and just had to tell him.