We may be 50th (or 49th— thanks, Mississippi) in lots of social indicators, but we’re still #1 in pushing unconstitutional and doomed legislation! TEXAS! TEXAS! TEXAS!

I’ve been waiting for the Greatly Diminished Topicality (alternately known as I Thought It Was Important at the Time) marathon for some time now.

As somebody who’s seen his stand-up since the late 80s, I’m glad he found podcasting.

My favorite is still the one featured in the article, I saw Miller’s Crossing 8 or 10 times as a freshman in college. For overrated you can’t top Big Lebowski, I appreciate about one-third of the movie and think the rest is painfully unfunny. But I wouldn’t argue with Fargo being the best.

It was Jesse Helms in North Carolina, who ran the infamous “White hands” ad in stoking racist resentment against affirmative action in narrowly defeating Charlotte mayor Harvey Gantt in 1990 (10,000 votes out of 2 million). At least Harvey is still with us and has an African-American arts & culture center in Charlotte…

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Stick to non-sports!

It doesn’t seem right, beating up Jean Reno like that.

Q was even a bit afraid of her, that’s concentrated magic.

Have we reached the point where cross-posting ephemera like this just to elicit the occasional, exhausted “for fuck’s sake” from a Deadspin reader has about run its course?

If I just saw an organization fuck up the unfuckupable, I’d certainly withhold funds and favor people likely to do something, anything with my dollars like the ACLU, NAACP, or Eat My Shorts in the fourth at Pimlico.

We shouldn’t listen to a guy whose family is 1-2 in wars, anyway.

If this impacts on his ability to make SICK and INSANE one-handed grabs during practice and pregame warm-ups, I don’t know WHAT I’ll do

Electing judges gives you the BEST judicial results. Take it from me, I’m a Texan!

Ironically, Austin College is located not in Austin but in Sherman, Texas.

Ironically, usage-checking comments drive up unique hits and cause a concomitant increase in the payment of Internet Recognition Fun Bucks to the author.

Man Oliver Hardy let himself go

Forget that, where’s the ‘Current Professional Snooker Player Hairstyles, Ranked’ article

Don’t forget the lack of scoring and almost genetic douchiness of latecomer expert American fans who may as well be opining on jai alai while sipping on their IPAs for all the glassiness my eyes generate.

So who’s the new MVP? Sale or Trout? Clearly it can’t be the guy leading the league in WAR, he’s too short and the nearest coastline to him is to a mere gulf and not an ocean.