Just to combat the - inevitable - flood of “THIS IS WHY I DONT USE CONTACTS!!111!!!!”;

Couldn’t we shoot those with a BMI in the triple digits directly through the tube? Stuff them in, create vacuum in front of them, and - flummpp...

The Despecialized editions use film negatives and the crappy unaltered DVD releases as sources, but are upscaled, sharpened, cleaned up and blended into the frame to the point it’s unnoticeable.

Really? It looked dreadful (heh) to me, and I’ve heard next to nothing about the show since it’s heavily advertised premier a couple whenever that was. I didn't even know it was still on. But I don’t have cable, either.

One time I was flying from JFK to SFO, with a layover in Phoenix and saw Flavor Flav waiting at our gate. We went over and talked to him, he showed us the bag of clocks he keeps in Target bags with the rest of his Target bag luggage, and took a photo with us. He sat behind us on the plane (in coach) and yelled…

Sure, a €7000 false pledge is a trolling. Everything is trolling. Death threats, trolling. Joking on a comment section, trolling. Why not just call it all “terrorism,” why are we diluting huge crimes by labeling everything with one benchmark phrase? If I stub my foot, am I harboring terror-toes?

Guys should use this technique.

Thetans. Just like, shitloads of thetans.

John Travolta & Kelly Preston have secrets? Tell me more, tell me more. Like does he have a car?

Be afraid Riot and LoL players. Be afraid. A strom of Troll is coming and you will be like Indonesia in Dec. 2004. INUNDATED.

First Cloney, outfitted in a fedora and overcoat, physically tried to stop Switzer, but she avoided his clutches.

Did Simon do most of the work in the orgy, too?

I'm hurt. You shot down my comment like a Ukrainian separatist. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. Unlike that other thing that can't be found.