it's amazing how much Tony Larussa looks like Bruce Jenner.

If Limp Bizkit had a baby with a UFC fight and reared this child on Monster energy drink, that's what it would look like.

I play sports. Not trying to be the best at exercise.

Look, I know you guys are trying to be enlightened gentlemen and all that. And that's very appreciated. This Minihane guy is clearly a fucking asshole. And yes, his so-called apology for his asshole words really stinks.

MLB BABIP by year:

The first rule of CrossFit is you do not stop talking about CrossFit.

He got in trouble for responding to internet assholes. Fuck people who need to be holier than thou and try to be the smartest guy in the room on twitter by pointing out other peoples mistakes in a bitchy and condescending way.

Trust me. They have been demonstrating this to his little ass at home.

Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy is disgusting. That is all.

Can you do toilet water vs. junkyard storm water discharge next?

David that story is very close to mine, I had the chance to work for Tony at his school in the 1990s, I also had all my walls covered in Gwynn memorabilia and wore 19 as many of us did. I posted this originally over at the UTSD Forums in the tribute there, but thought many of you would love this story as well. Its…

But a year ago wasn't Greg admittedly excited about the prospect of working on the site with him? Most of the shit he's going after him on had already happened at that point, yet he was OK working with/for him and even seemed to genuinely like him. Then the job falls through or doesn't materialize, Greg gets hired by…

That's an excellent question. I didn't even think twice about calling them small-market. We need a better term, something that means "cheap-ass" but with a little more decorum.

This is all I could think of after watching this.

Pardon my ignorance, but what the ever-loving fuck are "Yeezys"?

That was definitely the worst part of that play. Not Barnes fouling Jackson and the refs missing it. Not the refs incorrectly ruling who touched the ball last. But the fact that Jackson had TWO options to dish the ball to, one of which is the current MVP coming to the hole with some steam, and he decides to take…

I can't believe Jackson didn't dish that.

The problem is you didn't help me explain to children or to anyone else the cake incident. And yes I call it that because I don't care if they're gay or straight or black or white or whatever else. Two people celebrating a job offer - or anything but a wedding - with a cake smash kiss - is absurdity and I need…

But, Tim, what do I say when my seven year old asks me why the liberal thought police is trying to force Michael Sam down America's collective throat when he had an underwhelming combine and racked up the bulk of his numbers during three games in his final season at Missouri? My seven year old, by the way, is Rush…

Relax, this is literally all of HamNo's posts, he's like the Slate.com infiltrator of Gawker.