Hey bum Torchinsky, the hurricane isn’t hitting the Carolinas, it’s hitting Alabama! Failing Jalopnik probably staged the Jeep in the ocean too! ANOTHER Chinese car that can’t surf. SAD!

That’s what I'm talking about. I know there is one of these in a barn somewhere with my name on it. 

The Radical Left wants Alabama to get hit by hurricane they never saw coming and be replaced by the illegal immigrants they want to import in order to vote Demoncrat in 2020.

“Coastal elite democrats deny Alabama access to hurricane.”

Someone needs to share this with Kevin Sorbo

She just founded a conversion camp in Idaho for overweight teenage lesbians.

Thank gods Lucy Lawless is still cool.

On the bright side; thanks to the terrible state of American health care at least 8 million of those tens of millions are going to be dead within the decade

It was fun laughing about this until it struck me that there are literally tens of millions of people for whom this is some real, no-bullshit, truth bomb cinema, then I just got sad. 

Slow comment day, eh?

Any time I travel a long distance from the house, I bring both keys for my car.

Instructions unclear, car now on fire.

Not feeling sorry for people who have such a mindless faith in technology. A little paranoia is in order. I recently too a road trip and brought the second key fob for my car - just in case. I pat myself down every time I leave the house to make sure I have my keys, I even take my house key with me to mow my own lawn.…

Tesla could not make it easier to carry a key for the Model 3.  It fits in any wallet or purse.  Not carrying one is stupid.

If only there was something else you could carry around with you to unlock and start a car with.....

RIP 500 Abarth and all your lovely little pops and burbles