When asked how they felt after the crash, the driver was quoted as saying “blue da ba dee da ba dye”

First LT2 available to drop into an MX5 

You could just have written about the confrontation but at the end you took things further and peppered in some practical advice on how to modify the vehicle to prevent this. The extra effort you put in is noticed and appreciated.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

That $15.8 likely includes all of the operating costs and expected upkeep for the time he has owned it. 

The track managed to produce a profit before the renovations, although it did have some tough years, and there were a lot of big plans for events here once the renovations were done so I think it still could. However, South Dakota put a kibosh on this current owners primary Payday Loan business and he shut down…

Doesn’t he realise that mods don't add value?

Tractor racing seems like the perfect fit!

Fuck payday loan grifters. No one should give this asshole a single cent.

877 CASH NOW!

Unfortunately an oval track and some bleachers just isn’t that special unless it’s got a built-in audience. The promo video Mister High Rate Payday Loan made for it tries to hype it up, but its biggest brag was “the local TV station came out to see us once.” 

Dude should just call JG WENTWORTH

Hey, TP doesn’t pay for itself. And $12.8MM buys a lot of TP. Two-ply, even.

I don’t know, his manager sort of sounds like a Butthead.

Cant wait for Ricciardo's bunghole song on season 2 of the Netflix show.

I applaud your ability to type “Beavis” about a dozen times and avoid any form of jokes. Because I surely couldn’t.

The two main rules of using someone’s urine , make sure its clean and never use the opposite sex. 

Fédération Internationale de Basketball Amateur

...Congrats?