The Joke=====

You 0.o

Oh man, they didn’t read the policy that would be enacted in the FUTURE?

When the “open-door policy” is a new change to the bylaws as of 1/1/2018, no, the homeowners did not purchase the properties with that encumbrance in mind.

To Whom It May Concern:

“Oh hello, nothing out of the ordinary here fellow neighbor.“

I don’t believe you. Every Subaru has three inherent flaws: two are the head gaskets, and the other is the thin layer of Retriever hair coating the interior.

GAH! my username and avatar give me away again! CURSES!

My knockoff was great, until the knockoff waterproof case became not so waterproof, after 2 mins 41 seconds submerged in the caribbean. Man those nearly 3 minutes were beautiful tho.

Better than a new U2 album.

So many Subi owners seem to have gone through dark times with head gaskets.

Which one? I am asking for a friend of course...

which knockoff you using? Asking for a friend...

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Sorry, brah, but as a self-identifying Cadillac driver you are clearly not X-TREME enough to be a part of GoPro.

Damnit!

I hear the headgasket issues are Subaru’s attempt to bond with their owner pool over vaping.

Technically a spelling issue, not grammar.

Huh. Interesting. I would have guessed benchmarking Subaru as the culprit.