The Joke=====

You 0.o

Oh man, they didn’t read the policy that would be enacted in the FUTURE?

When the “open-door policy” is a new change to the bylaws as of 1/1/2018, no, the homeowners did not purchase the properties with that encumbrance in mind.

To Whom It May Concern:

“Oh hello, nothing out of the ordinary here fellow neighbor.“

I don’t believe you. Every Subaru has three inherent flaws: two are the head gaskets, and the other is the thin layer of Retriever hair coating the interior.

Better than a new U2 album.

So many Subi owners seem to have gone through dark times with head gaskets.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Damnit!

I hear the headgasket issues are Subaru’s attempt to bond with their owner pool over vaping.

Technically a spelling issue, not grammar.

Huh. Interesting. I would have guessed benchmarking Subaru as the culprit.

trumps going to disown Eric, adopt Stephen, marry Ivanka, kill Jared and fuck Bannon.

It all hinges on whether Gary Busey’s paternity test comes back positive or not.

After that.....this happened.

Heard that some people are saying Trump is going to disown Eric and adopt Stephen Miller. I mean, I dunno. Sounds crazy. But some very good people are apparently saying it. The best people.