trumps going to disown Eric, adopt Stephen, marry Ivanka, kill Jared and fuck Bannon.

It all hinges on whether Gary Busey’s paternity test comes back positive or not.

After that.....this happened.

I can’t imagine anyone having sex with this man willingly.

Heard that some people are saying Trump is going to disown Eric and adopt Stephen Miller. I mean, I dunno. Sounds crazy. But some very good people are apparently saying it. The best people.

who got the cliffs notes version of this guy? I mean. I spent like 15 minutes on google and twitter and I don’t even understand why we should give a fuck as to what this clown is saying.

who the fuck is eric garland

THIS GUY GETS IT! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

nuh-uh...

Fisher Price?

You can literally buy a DSLR for less money than a new GoPro.

What DSLR is waterproof and shock proof and can be strapped to your head or your dog or your kayak paddle?

Your argument is this:
Why buy a Ferrari when you could buy an SUV instead?

…what DSLR are you buying for that price?

Yeah, but does your coffee table have a working model train layout in it? Endlessly fascinating, it holds kid’s attention like nothing else.

And they won’t have to worry about traffic

(arrogant sniff) Where’s your Global Warming now, huh libtards?

See this is what happens when you don’t let your car warm up.

And then think about the homeless and rough sleepers, who are probably dead in some of this.

some people awoke Friday and found the storm had consumed their cars with ice.