It won’t feel better just because I’m counting to 100. I’m totally able to count while anxious.

I only count to 4 or 5... double tall gin and tonics

That one always grinds my gears. How can a “job” be stolen when it is never a property to begin with?

Knowing President Trump, I would assume pussy.

Given that his membership helped get him elected, it’s kind of a big deal.

I am not worthy!

Dennis, I think you should have done a better job of mobilizing your members to ensure they knew the dangers of electing that fucking moron to be president. I’d love to see how many working class union workers voted for him to keep brown people out of the country, because they think their jobs are being stolen by…

Hey man, look on the bright side, in 2027, 83% of all the tax cut dollars will go to the top 1% of earners and 53% of Americans will pay more in tax.

What do I think? I think it’s a Tax Scam, and should be called that. The rich are sitting on massive trillions in cash already. Literally drowning in it and trying to figure out where best to hoard/multiply it. They didn’t need this tax cut. Meanwhile, our schools need teachers and our roads are crumbling. This will…

True Jalops heat their water on a fire pit and wash their cars outside during winter.

This is why you go to a “touchless” car wash, which is just a fancy power washer and soap sprayed at many different angles.

“couldn’t they give you like, a better chin? I mean I can still see your brothers faces when I look at you.”

“have you considered having some work done? ...oh, you have? and this is the result? okay... cool.”

“Did you marry Jared because he has the same lack-of-personality as your dad and is just as evil?”

i find it interesting that the person appears to have tried different combinations at least 10 times.

Three words: engine-out service. If your dream car needs one, it’s not your dream car.

I’m typing up your GoFundMe as you read this.

I rode the bus while waiting for replacement parts.