Because I don’t want a corvette; I want a sedan.

All I see and hear is a whole lot of stupid. In the stands and on the “track.”

We actually had a great day of racing up until then. Swinford just got mad and used his car as a weapon. We’ve never had anything like that happen. It’s just beyond my comprehension. [...]

Honestly I’d watch racing if at the end of the run, the top 3 or 5 racers have to exit their vehicles get into a taze match to determine first place.

It was, just didn’t have a big enough gas tank to go with it

Nope! Country & Western. Seems like this mis-identification is getting worse...

Punk.

You can’t outrun Motorola.

Tow a tanker behind the Challenger, problem solved! ;)

There are compromises that need to be made to allow the flexibility of suspension that the Jeep offers. The soft springs rates, low lateral stiffness in the suspension, and hilariously bad payload ratings (at least on the JK) dictate a low towing capacity. Frankly, I wouldn’t want to tow more than 3500 lbs with one.…

And most ‘96 Cherokees will still be around long after these have been fixed again by Tony for the umpteenth time.

I hate to be that guy (disclaimer: no I don’t) but 3,500lbs towing? My ‘96 Cherokee was rated for 5,000lbs. I guess I haven’t followed towing capacities on newer vehicles, but is that normal for a vehicle of the new Wrangler’s size/shape/power-ratings?

Santa Rosa and most of Sonoma county is agricultural based. Vineyards, cows, beer and cannabis are its money makers. You think farmers are liberal? Most of the weed farmers are I would bet, but if you think your stereotype of a liberal is tending to cattle or vineyards you are out of your mind.

What looks like a playground swingset surrounded by flames in uncomfortably reminiscent of the opening sequence of one of the Terminator movies

The programmable AUX switches are a pretty cool feature.

Whoever writes these things at FCA must be happy - this’ll probably be the most read owner’s manual in a while.

Yokels gonna yokel.

The ass at the end made me lol harder than I expected.

This was totally mean...but I still laughed. I’m a bad person too.