I’m literally the wokest person I know (and I currently live in Portland)...

Is this a bit?

What is this “racial agenda?”

Wow huge embarrassing typo in Teresa Kaepernick’s tweet. Pretty sure “There you go Ben, I expect no further criticism” is correctly spelled: Shut the fuck up and get the fuck outta here you Uncle Tom motherfucker!

You know defunding police is just going to make it so that less qualified, less competent, less supervised people get into uniform, right?

What exactly do these self-appointed Sheriffs think is going to happen?

Please, tell us about your system of justice where there’s no correlation between the size of the crime and the size of the punishment. And the social contracts between citizens and law enforcement. And how first-degree murder is defined.

Go kill yourself. 

The extra visual space created by the punctuation should be plenty, rather than having two spaces. You can do whatever you want, but it looks awkward to me when there is a double space.

Right...don’t let Word judge you for using two spaces. Let me be the one to judge you for that.

Look, I get it. Some of y’all have unfortunately gotten use to have a shit-for-brains as president these last three years. Some of y’all, unfortunately, have gotten used to candidates for president using their personal attorneys to pay off their favorite pornstars and mistresses. I know some of y’all have gotten use…

YOU shut the fuck up 

I guess one bad act/threat begets another, right?

https://www.theonion.com/brain-dead-teen-only-capable-of-rolling-eyes-and-texti-1819595151

To all of the White people in the grays, y’all wanted this shit, so here we go.

Uh if you knew more than the one black person at your job you’d know that we have a wide variety of names. I mean it could be worse I could be name ESPN, Dakota, Chad or any of the other stupid ass names you all have given your kids. As for the Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich last time I checked white people eat fried…

Perhaps the funniest ad for a TV show that I have ever seen:

Are You Gonna Go My Way?

Yes. The word isn’t heard often because the tractor, for the most part, made the ox-draw plow/carriage obsolete.

Yeah, take THAT, guy who killed himself. Maybe this internet comment will inspire other suicidal people to just put on a smile