As with most things, this is all Kevin McHale’s fault.

I have to give Hassan some reprieve here because he’s going against a generational-type player who just cannot be stopped. Yet you can’t help on him because Philly has shooters at every position and another generational-type player who cannot be stopped.

Boston fans don’t know who Bledsoe is, either, but that’s because all basketball players look alike.

It means Pending Approval

War.

My buddy from our team in high school had this figured out, and he too kind of had the yips. He went on to pitch at UF. If a runner was dancing around, he could not hit the glove over at first base, but he sure as shit could hit the runner. Every pick throw hit the runner or went sailing into right.

I’m pretty sure he’s waiting for a foul call to give him some free throws and not the MVP title.

In some alternate reality where “narrative” hasn’t been invented, Lebron is polishing his 9th mvp trophy and making room on the shelf for 10

This is mostly because of the (partly deserved) narrative of his lackadaisical defense. He has mostly corrected that the last couple years - which is really fucking ironic because he’s with No D’Antoni now.

I pack my 5-year-old son’s lunch and he gets a treat. He is arguing that Fig Newtons are not a treat, I say they are. Will you settle this for us?

You’re correct.

POTD

“Pedant alert.” I think you mean “Alert: Pedant” ;) 

the Porsche 944

counterpoint: as an adult male, I’m capable of using the bathroom without pissing all over my hands.

+1 Darrell Green Was Better

I don’t think you understand how nerves work.

She could try dating men who weren’t raised in the US as a start. You don’t necessarily have to go to the fetish level. There are plenty of foreigners who are uncut.

Woosh.