La Toya (shots fired)

Would it be good for Lebron to reconsider his whack-ass beard?

Have a snickers?

Well the Titanic had that orchestra, but I hear the BBQ on the Hindenburg was pretty lit.

What about ‘Devil’ or ‘White Devil’? Too dated? Too religious? Too Elijah Muhammad? 

Better odds at a future in the NBA:
Markelle Fultz vs. Isaiah Thomas ??

I rode my bike up “A” Mountain (aka Sentinel Peak) yesterday. It takes about 20 minutes to do.

*Waves Jalopnik-ly*

So ‘faking it’ is actually in fact ‘making it’. That’s nice to know. I have been faking it for years. Now I can stop pretending I am pretending.

The rules don’t already say ‘no dispensary’ the rules say ‘you must get a permit that’s approved by the Girl Scouts to sell outside a business’ - which covers this scenario.

I was mid-20s and buying a replacement radiator hose for the hyper-exotic Chevrolet Celebrity (aka the POS 4000). It was a weird Eurosport edition, and had lost so many badges that I didn’t remember the exact model, but I knew the year, the car, and the displacement. I brought in the old, busted hose, and the large…

The father broke a few laws during his display. Hopefully the police and DA have the presence of mind to not charge him. But he committed assault and potentially criminal contempt of court.

The FJ is notorious for having terrible visibility and huge blind spots. It’s also notorious for being pretty great otherwise. That’s why there’s so many aftermarket mirrors for them, and they benefit greatly from back up cameras. http://www.leftlanenews.com/toyota-to-combat-fj-cruisers-blind-spots-with-rearview-camera…

My wedding day disaster was that by the end of the day I was married.

My Mom died when I was 8. She was diagnosed w/ breast cancer about 2 months after she and my father had separated and agreed to divorce. She got really sick, really fast. My Dad hasn’t always been the best dude, but I can’t get over the fact that he moved back in with my sick Mom (who appreciated the help, but kinda…

The Rockets blew it in the 4th quarter. For a D’Antoni team this means they are already in playoff form.

They had to bring in Spanish Soccer announcers to understand the subtle layers of Marcus Smart’s flop.

“Repeat the thought a couple hundred times a day. Expose yourself to the thought again and again until you get bored with it.” 

Damn, that was harsh, even for Dennis Franz

Surprsingly it’s a clean block on the ball. I suspect many refs would call a foul because they would assume from the contact after the block that he hit him with his body during the act of shooting, but the replay shows a clean block and then some incidental contact afterwards.