“It’s just a prank bro!” = worst non-apology ever

It’s not dissonance, she attaches herself to phenomena that help sell albums:
1. Collaborations w/ R&B singers
2. Edgy photo sessions
3. Songs that champion social causes in the spot light.

“Talking to your significant other about it is fine.”

“You can’t blur out real life.” (without large quantities of alcohol)

“When I sell it on, I expect it to make its lucky owner one hell of an epic daily driver.”

What?

It’s fantastic because it elicited your fantastic response.

I chose my M45 because it was a single owner car, that had less than 4,000 miles per year on it, looked brand new, and was cheaper than most comparable JDM style cars.

Those bricks won’t smuggle themselves

Bricks of coke maybe

“plus an offense that looks like one of the best ever assembled.”

This is some of the most passive aggressive shit I have ever seen. Well done. I am 6'4" too (200 lbs though). I don’t brace the seat back in front of me to prevent reclining, but once, when someone jammed their seat back into my knees I did let out a mock cry of “Ow my knees, I’ll never walk again, WHY!!?” They…

but reading is sooooo difficult

You can remove a wine cork with a sneaker if you hold the bottle in one hand, and whack the ever-living crap out of the bottom of the bottle with the sole of the shoe held in the other hand. The problem here is that your wine will be completely filled w/ frothy bubbles from all the shaking, and as a result taste…

cmjm is asking the important questions here.

Savage AF! (Did I do that right?)

Savage AF, with a side of No-Damn-Chill!

Someone should send Kim K some Purel

He’s preparing for his Presidential big by practicing being bad at Twitter like Donald Trump

If the sentence is the same for each count, and he serves 263 years concurrently for his 18 convictions that’s only 14.6 years. Is that what he’s potentially facing? less than 15 years in prison?